- Me: id date anyone who asks me out
- Boy: do you wanna go out?
- Me: nah ah not you
(via myheartoverpowered)
(Source: -pedo, via iamadistantdreamer-)
(Source: henriquebauer, via myheartoverpowered)
(via iamadistantdreamer-)
(Source: mylifeisntaveragee, via uranium-chick)
(via iamadistantdreamer-)
recruitment is coming
and my feet hurt already
breaking in recruitment heels
(Source: youhavetoloveyourselffirst, via sex)
i see your first or last name anywhere
and i throw up
ugh you would have the same name as one of my founders
crying
(via d-i-a-m-o-r-p-h-i-n-e)

